Glitter's Thirteenth-Funniest Caps Of The Millennium

kilroy105
The closest he's been to Bernadette Peters since The Jerk.

TheDiva
So, when you go back and change the future, your parents give you a new car? Why didn't I hear about this when I was sixteen?

AlexGariepy
"I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"

TheSpaceToast
You, the fey little twat down front. What times are it?

CajunFriedTofurkey
I, for one, embrace this Crispin Glover-less future!

TheSpaceToast
Best Performance by a Prosthetic or Appliance

ithurtswhenidothat
It's only a sandwich, one wont kill ya......

jackrouters
I can't imagine why the miniature Mr. Gower kid didn't get a big career too...

Zee
"Thank you for this award, and I pledge to continue to refuse to appear in any genre film worth a shit."

AlexGariepy
They're signaling the vampire bunnies to attack!

TheSpaceToast
Remember: If we hadn't invented the internet, we'd have cheap, ubiquitous hover technology by now.

Cyberbeast
If They Mated: John Lithgow and Brent Spiner

YibbleGuy
"... Fred the Elephant Boy/ ...."

ChaosWolf1982
300 was so full of manly machoness that the first weekend in theatres, half the women who saw it sprouted giant penises during the closing credits while the other half left the theatres and spontaneously birthed legions of fully-grown armor-clad Spartans regardless of whether or not they were actually pregnant at the time.

...true story.

Zee
*Rosario Dawson explodes under the strain of representing every known ethnicity at once*

tinaw
"Look, whaddya want? I got dumped by Brad, and this guy knew how to lick it."

jackrouters
"At least with my Parkinson's I can now shred like Malmsteen."

Enapov
I can never love you enough Robin...
"You do me just fine Batman, you do me just fine."

cajunmagic
"Batman sees you. Batman don't care."

AlexGariepy
The Comedian I believe is still dead.

gleeb
"Look, Alfred, if you want, I can have two newspapers delivered. My budget can stretch to that."

tinaw
. . . corn. . .green peppers . . . onion . . . *sigh*. . . chicken . . .

JohnSteed
Shouldn't they have all of this on glorious, motion-sickening microfiche?

Zee
Has Christopher Nolan announced who's playing him in the next movie?

YibbleGuy
"Gentlemen, you are about to enter the most fascinating sphere of police work, the world of forensic medicine ...."

AlexGariepy
"And just to be sure even YOU could understand, here's a ****ing diagram!"

AlexGariepy
"... You're kidding? I'm a super-hot girl with huge knockers, and we're still using crossbows? Where's the semi-automatic stake shooters?"

TheDiva
The OshKosh B'Gosh/Gap turf wars continue...

TheDiva
He's been a bit obsessive-compulsive about this ever since Christopher Reeve got fucked over by a penny.

gleeb
Ted's listened to the flying elves. Have YOU?

CAP PAGES ELIGIBLE FOR JUDGING ARE AWARD SHOWS 164-175, BACK TO THE FUTURE 9-20, BATMAN 72-76, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 81-85, CAPTAIN AMERICA 1-7, CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 1-7, CHARLIE BROWN 32-33, DOCTOR WHO 618-709, ELMO'S POTTY TIME 1-7, ETC. 3 SANITY 1096-1209, ETC. THE ANIMATED SERIES 104-134, GHOST RIDER 1-8, THE GINGERDEAD MAN 1-6, THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO 14-18, HARRY POTTER 62-67, HEROES 7-14, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 1-22, HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS 38-46, HOWARD THE DUCK 1-14, I LOVE TOYS 1-5, JAMES BOND 233-234, LAZYTOWN 28-37, MST3K/CAPPING 38-52, MYSTERY COMIC THEATER 616-870, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 34, PORCH SWINGS 277-285, THE PRICE IS RIGHT 6-9, PROJECT FREE FORM 126-191, THE ROCKETEER 1-7, SAMURAI PIZZA CATS 4-7, THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES 1-5, SAVED 1-7, THE SECRET OF THE SWORD 1-4, SOLSTROM THE SERIES 3-7, SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO 7-20, STAR TREK 314-323, STAR WARS 93, SWAMP THING 1-8, SYFAIL 1-5, TEMPUR-PEDIC 1-6, THE TOMORROW PEOPLE 8-10, TORCHWOOD 12-15, TURKISH STAR WARS 10-22, TWIN PEAKS 1-5, V 30-31, VIDEO GAMES 24-25, THE WIZARD OF OZ 25-33, and ZEE'S NYC CAPPERFEST PICS 1-19.

kilroy105 The closest he's been to Bernadette Peters since The Jerk.	TheDiva So, when you go back and change the future, your parents give you a new car? Why didn't I hear about this when I was sixteen?	AlexGariepy "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
TheSpaceToast You, the fey little twat down front. What times are it?	CajunFriedTofurkey I, for one, embrace this Crispin Glover-less future!	TheSpaceToast Best Performance by a Prosthetic or Appliance
ithurtswhenidothat It's only a sandwich, one wont kill ya......	jackrouters I can't imagine why the miniature Mr. Gower kid didn't get a big career too...	Zee "Thank you for this award, and I pledge to continue to refuse to appear in any genre film worth a shit."
AlexGariepy They're signaling the vampire bunnies to attack!	TheSpaceToast Remember: If we hadn't invented the internet, we'd have cheap, ubiquitous hover technology by now.	Cyberbeast If They Mated: John Lithgow and Brent Spiner
YibbleGuy "... Fred the Elephant Boy/ ...."	ChaosWolf1982 300 was so full of manly machoness that the first weekend in theatres, half the women who saw it sprouted giant penises during the closing credits while the other half left the theatres and spontaneously birthed legions of fully-grown armor-clad Spartans regardless of whether or not they were actually pregnant at the time. ...true story.	Zee Rosario Dawson explodes under the strain of representing every known ethnicity at once
tinaw "Look, whaddya want? I got dumped by Brad, and this guy knew how to lick it."	jackrouters "At least with my Parkinson's I can now shred like Malmsteen."	Enapov I can never love you enough Robin... "You do me just fine Batman, you do me just fine."
cajunmagic "Batman sees you. Batman don't care."	AlexGariepy The Comedian I believe is still dead.	gleeb "Look, Alfred, if you want, I can have two newspapers delivered. My budget can stretch to that."
tinaw . . . corn. . .green peppers . . . onion . . . sigh. . . chicken . . .	JohnSteed Shouldn't they have all of this on glorious, motion-sickening microfiche?	Zee Has Christopher Nolan announced who's playing him in the next movie?
YibbleGuy "Gentlemen, you are about to enter the most fascinating sphere of police work, the world of forensic medicine ...."	AlexGariepy "And just to be sure even YOU could understand, here's a ****ing diagram!"	AlexGariepy "... You're kidding? I'm a super-hot girl with huge knockers, and we're still using crossbows? Where's the semi-automatic stake shooters?"
TheDiva The OshKosh B'Gosh/Gap turf wars continue...	TheDiva He's been a bit obsessive-compulsive about this ever since Christopher Reeve got fucked over by a penny.	gleeb Ted's listened to the flying elves. Have YOU?