Glitter's Twelfth-Funniest Caps Of The Millennium

tinaw
"Dis is mah hurr!"

AlexGariepy
"I found money in your cake!"

ithurtswhenidothat
Zoom God Damnit Zoom

GodoHell
We now return to Jon Heder as Barry Gibb in "Miami Vice."

Mattteus
Diva, they're taunting you with their wedding!

RodRocket
"Please, mister! PLEASE! Don't play B-17!"

gleeb
"DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME, GEDDES! I'M PAT FOSTER MORITA!"

DiscoBoy
OH HAI! I MADED CAPSHUNS FOR U, BUT I EATED IT. KTHKSBYE!

Zee
When Julie Strain gets the featured credit you know you're in for a wild ride!

Shockeye2006
MeQal gets his ass-kicking foot in shape during the off season.

cajunmagic
Heh-heh. Mads.

Shockeye2006
*Shockeye climbs into screengrab*
"I'm spending the rest of my life in a Sidaris movie!"

gleeb
Oh no, they mean to destroy the pearls!

gleeb
First a horse, now a bicycle blows up. Was Sidaris, on some level deeper than anyone looked, a parodist? Naah, he just liked having an excuse to go to Hawaii and hang around with Playboy models.

TheDiva
"Not only am I up for an Oscar, I get to go into school late tomorrow! Awesome!"

Zee
Jaden Smith is NOT ORANGE COUNTY CHRISSSSTIIIIIAAAAAAAN!!!!

gleeb
"The amount of snow you get up here at the Overlook, and it's just a two-hour delay? You people are hard core!"

cajunmagic
oO (Damn school closing. All those kids gonna be coming to Daddy Day Care now.)

JohnSteed
"Bitch took my fish."

Indomitus
Oh, he may be happy now, but someday he'll have to settle his debts with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just you wait and see.

GodoHell
He's rationalizing his relationship with Shoshanna.

YibbleGuy
o/` "And I am telling you
I am not showing
No matter how I jump and shout
This nipple won't pop out ...." o/`

Enapov
When the Zombies come, and they will come....You all, you all, will be the first eaten; you and your cheap hand bags and ghastly shoes.

SweetHeart666
Apparently, Ellen's been hittin' the BOOZE again.

gleeb
What's the point of the searchlights in the daytime?

jackrouters
And Bobbie eakes out another terrible, over-produced and under-noticed country album.

YibbleGuy
Well ... I understand that she's well regarded by her piers ....

cajunmagic
This was back when the biggest plot twist on soaps was whether or not Chris remembered the cake for Ma Bauer's birthday.

YibbleGuy
o/` "Way out in some far galaxy from New Orleans
There lived an evil man who worked for Palpatine
In a black helmet, 'cause his face was a crater
His name was Anakin, but now they call him 'Vader'
He never ever learned to raise his kids so well
But he could build a Death Star just like a-ringin' a bell
Go, go!
Go Darthie, go, go! ...." o/`

Zee
Ewww, a mid-eighties porno, I'm gonna have trouble jerking off to this.

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tinaw "Dis is mah hurr!"	AlexGariepy "I found money in your cake!"	ithurtswhenidothat Zoom God Damnit Zoom
GodoHell We now return to Jon Heder as Barry Gibb in "Miami Vice."	Mattteus Diva, they're taunting you with their wedding!	RodRocket "Please, mister! PLEASE! Don't play B-17!"
gleeb "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME, GEDDES! I'M PAT FOSTER MORITA!"	DiscoBoy OH HAI! I MADED CAPSHUNS FOR U, BUT I EATED IT. KTHKSBYE!	Zee When Julie Strain gets the featured credit you know you're in for a wild ride!
Shockeye2006 MeQal gets his ass-kicking foot in shape during the off season.	cajunmagic Heh-heh. Mads.	Shockeye2006 Shockeye climbs into screengrab "I'm spending the rest of my life in a Sidaris movie!"
gleeb Oh no, they mean to destroy the pearls!	gleeb First a horse, now a bicycle blows up. Was Sidaris, on some level deeper than anyone looked, a parodist? Naah, he just liked having an excuse to go to Hawaii and hang around with Playboy models.	TheDiva "Not only am I up for an Oscar, I get to go into school late tomorrow! Awesome!"
Zee Jaden Smith is NOT ORANGE COUNTY CHRISSSSTIIIIIAAAAAAAN!!!!	gleeb "The amount of snow you get up here at the Overlook, and it's just a two-hour delay? You people are hard core!"	cajunmagic oO (Damn school closing. All those kids gonna be coming to Daddy Day Care now.)
JohnSteed "Bitch took my fish."	Indomitus Oh, he may be happy now, but someday he'll have to settle his debts with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just you wait and see.	GodoHell He's rationalizing his relationship with Shoshanna.
YibbleGuy o/` "And I am telling you I am not showing No matter how I jump and shout This nipple won't pop out ...." o/`	Enapov When the Zombies come, and they will come....You all, you all, will be the first eaten; you and your cheap hand bags and ghastly shoes.	SweetHeart666 Apparently, Ellen's been hittin' the BOOZE again.
gleeb What's the point of the searchlights in the daytime?	jackrouters And Bobbie eakes out another terrible, over-produced and under-noticed country album.	YibbleGuy Well ... I understand that she's well regarded by her piers ....
cajunmagic This was back when the biggest plot twist on soaps was whether or not Chris remembered the cake for Ma Bauer's birthday.	YibbleGuy o/` "Way out in some far galaxy from New Orleans There lived an evil man who worked for Palpatine In a black helmet, 'cause his face was a crater His name was Anakin, but now they call him 'Vader' He never ever learned to raise his kids so well But he could build a Death Star just like a-ringin' a bell Go, go! Go Darthie, go, go! ...." o/`	Zee Ewww, a mid-eighties porno, I'm gonna have trouble jerking off to this.