Cyberbeast
"And tonight on 20/20, a very...special report from John Stossel."
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ChaosWolf1982
Wait... Why did I not recognize her at first? Callahan's one of my few real Crushes...
...Oh, wait... no ballsy attitude or great knockers being flaunted in tight uniform shirts. That explains it.
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gleeb
He was a by-the-book bully.
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HowlingMadShad
"Y'know... if you follow me back to my place I'll give you super sex!"
"Really? What kind of soup?"
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DiscoBoy
This is eye rape.
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Mattteus
This is about as sexy as the movie Powder
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YibbleGuy
It's a brave man who'd let Tonya Harding THAT close to his knee.
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gleeb
Oh yeah. I'll never rest easy without knowing this guy's views on Phantasm.
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kilroy105
o/ Lou lou... skip to Sulu... Skip to Sulu my darling. /o
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Sidesk
Even if we all wake up right away, it's still too late.
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DarkestPerk
Unholy Hell!
This is from Best Week Ever????
Good Gertie... I don't want to see whatever made 3rd Worst Week....
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tinaw
Quoted from www.provingtheblatantlyobvious.com website.
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Shadarus
Wow, that's the most colorful underwire I've ever seen!
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Granamyr1
ooooO uhhhh...this is BAD Dragon nip, I'm telling you...two virgin sacrifices gone bad in thirty
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RodRocket
"HAIL MARTHA! SHE SHALL NEVER BE DESTROYED! CUT OFF A HEAD AND TWO MORE SHALL TAKE IT'S PLACE!"
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Mattteus
*headlines (more like footlines) scrolling across bottom* TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT KAZOO. FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM...
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gleeb
Seconds before an enraged mob of Elis killed him for revealing Skull and Bones' secrets.
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crazyredheadedchick
Guy on the right: "Oh baby youuuu....got what I neeeed....but you say he's just a friend..."
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TheDiva
Can't a man molest in peace?
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Zee
I think we have a potential love connection here...
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LadyLoxley
I've seen worse. Still doesn't make this worth seeing.
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Shadarus
So, she was pleasantly helpless?
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gleeb
To help all the adolescent boys out there, she's clearly labeled "the girls".
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cajunmagic
Hey, it's Jack Klugman's car.
*ducks*
HA! Missed me, bitches!
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CrackedCosmo
Nasty bat, stop pulling Willow's hair
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TheCarolingDiva
"My library senses are tingling! A book is misshelved! I must find it or it will languish, lost forever amid strangers!"
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echostation
Deathstalker and the Semen from Hell
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YibbleGuy
... but, for the rest of his life, Deathstalker would always be haunted by those visions of Taylor Negron ....
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cajunmagic
W....
T....
FUCK? WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK
WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK???!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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AlexGariepy
A *motorcycle*? Oh for **** sakes, now we're just completely ignoring history.
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