tinaw
If Fergie and Angelina Jolie mated . . . .

It'd be the highest selling porno of all time.




Zee
Barr Trek




Dita DuPave
Isn't that still illegal?




gleeb
Finally, a tribute to Burger Time, the game that taught us so much, like the fact that eggs are one of hamburgers' natural enemies.




ChaosWolf1982
That, obviously, is NOT Longcat. Longcat is LOOONG.




cajunmagic
The burn outs are taking revenge?! Aw, FUCK and I live in the meth capital of the US!


JohnSteed
I guess making Lara Croft crawl didn't garner enough votes.




echostation
"I'm never doing ass-to-ass again."




elKapitan
Please be pulling down and not up. Please be pulling down and not up...


Zee
Second Raitt.


DarkestPerk
Agnetha Faltskog??
Dear God In Heaven....Not Like This!!




Zee
What the- Gwen Stefani... WITH BOOBS? DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!




jackrouters
"I bloody told you. I've not bloody rocked since 1971 and I'm not about to bloody start now!"




Sidesk
And Americans think George Bush is their biggest error?




Cyberbeast
"The guy who punched me had a big Jesus fish ring, you can't miss it."



AlexGariepy
"Can you proofread this for me? I wanna publish it on alt.babylon5.fanfiction.crap."



DarkestPerk
This is the face that the Minbari will follow for a 1000 years...


JMShearer
o/~ Londo, Londo, no one should
Terrify their neighborhood
But Londo just won't be undone
Playing pranks on everyone There's a race to be on top
The competition doesn't stop
Mixing with the ladies fair
Being charming, debonaire

This guy will reign suprime
And no one can deny
He'll become history
And always have an alibi

So, join in the jubilee
That hair is great, we all agree
And in each calamity
He gives us comic superiority

(Oh oh oh oh oh) X2

Londo, no one should
Terrify their neighborhood
But Londo just won't be undone
You should realise he can win it with you! o/~



TheDiva
Yeah, I keep my plutonium under the bed too. In the event that I have children, I fully expect them to have superpowers.





GodoHell
"And remember, son: If she's not virgin stock, and you knock her up, someday you might find out your son came back from the future & stole that cherry right out from under your...nose."



gleeb
Clock towers are like lasagna, you know. Always better the next day, so save some.





Indomitus
"I am now going to time travel into next week, and see if this JC Penny store is still here."





gleeb
"Soon they will harvest the wheat."
"Wheat."
"Red wheat."
"Wheat."
"Fields of wheat."
"Cream of wheat."





daupstart
"46 DD's? Yeah, Crisp, you gotta attack them muthafukas.... like THIS..."





YibbleGuy
"Okay, so I'm your Mom ... somehow, that makes it even hotter."





jackrouters
A white Canadian inventing rock-and-roll. This is worse than Song of the South.





DiscoBoy
Now, this looks like a party waiting to be crashed...





RodRocket
k.d. lang is amused!



cajunmagic
Porch swing! PORCH SW--ah, fuckit!



RodRocket
Ewww! Adam West has man-boobs!















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