Indomitus
You notice they never trot out The Maxx like this. Or Aeon Flux. Or Daria.




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Cyberbeast
"The *Black* Hole? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was the spider hole. I'll just be leaving then."



TheDiva
I'm pretty sure he got the death penalty, actually...



daupstart
Damn! Why can't I get any succubi with a cleavage?!
"Well, fuk you then, Upstart!" [disappears]
No, wait!!...




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Shadarus
It's apparently male-specific G-Force...


Cyberbeast
If They Mated: Seann William Scott and Anderson Cooper



cajunmagic
I believe her last name is Romanian for "we of the undead". I could be wrong.




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daupstart
It's HIM! The CATCH-THAT-HUMANOID-STOP-THAT-INTRUDER guy! He's a celebrity! Go 'head, man! Say, it! Say it! Intruder alert!...."
".......... INTRUDER-ALERT-INTRUDER-ALERT!"
HOT Damn!!


Zee
Women sense his power, but he denies them his essence!



TheLurker
Oh crap... it's the montage of SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SEEN A THOUSAND TIMES EVEN IF THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE FILMS FROM WHENCE THEY CAME.



JMShearer
"I have a plan to take over the world. It is a big plan, and it will be successfull, because I will use it to take over the world. And once I have taken over the world, I will tell them all about my grandiose plan. And once they know of my big, successful plan for taking over the world, I will tell them that they are ruled by Mojo Jojo!"



TheDiva
Thank God someone's finally speaking out for pimp rights.



PrezGAR
Daylight's finally come and he gets to go home.



daupstart
"Oooo! He just punked you, son! He made you look stooopid! You should kick his ass, son! You should kick his ass!"



daupstart
o/` I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark! /
We're living in a powder keg and GIVINOFF sparks ! /
I really need you tonight ! / Forever's gonna start tonight.....
Forever's gonna start to - niiiiiiiiight o/`



PrezGAR
o/` Mr Morden is the subject of the sentence,
And what the predicate says, he does. o/`




tinaw
"Jeff said my underarms smell like meat."



YingYang
"King, I will break you! Where you eatin' tonight?"



YingYang
Oh, fuck yeah...Gonzo, you're so tight....




ArchHallJr
Would it have been too much for them to blow Carbone's nose before freezing the guy?



cajunmagic
"You don't know the history of penguin psychiatry, Matt. I do. OK?"



Zee
I don't want to picture Mike Tyson nibbling on Chi McBride's nipples. Damn, I just did. Damn!



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RodRocket
"Can a nigga get a cheesesteak?"



TheDiva
Even imprisoned, he continues to torture millions.



RodRocket
o/`"These boots are made for walkin',
an' whap shup but snail poo,
whabbadeeze Daisy's boobs
are tonna hop at hoopa glue!"
o/`




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tinaw
"I can see it all now. . . 'The Love Child of Mark McKinney and Tim Robbins -- Headliner'. . . in lights!"



gleeb
"News Flash"? You see, this is why other countries make fun of the US…



RodRocket
"Don't go, John! I'll treat you like the Sultan of Oom-Papa-Mow-Mow!"




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RodRocket
"I did so invent the stove, and bifocals, and the bloody postal service! Raise your fists, John, e'er I pummel you!"



TheDiva
The Polyjuice Potion is wearing off!















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