Indomitus
You notice they never trot out The Maxx like this. Or Aeon Flux. Or Daria.
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Cyberbeast
"The *Black* Hole? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was the spider hole. I'll just be leaving then."
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TheDiva
I'm pretty sure he got the death penalty, actually...
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daupstart
Damn! Why can't I get any succubi with a cleavage?!
"Well, fuk you then, Upstart!" [disappears]
No, wait!!...
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Shadarus
It's apparently male-specific G-Force...
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Cyberbeast
If They Mated: Seann William Scott and Anderson Cooper
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cajunmagic
I believe her last name is Romanian for "we of the undead". I could be wrong.
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daupstart
It's HIM! The CATCH-THAT-HUMANOID-STOP-THAT-INTRUDER guy! He's a celebrity! Go 'head, man! Say, it! Say it! Intruder alert!...."
".......... INTRUDER-ALERT-INTRUDER-ALERT!"
HOT Damn!!
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Zee
Women sense his power, but he denies them his essence!
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TheLurker
Oh crap... it's the montage of SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SEEN A THOUSAND TIMES EVEN IF THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE FILMS FROM WHENCE THEY CAME.
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JMShearer
"I have a plan to take over the world. It is a big plan, and it will be successfull, because I will use it to take over the world. And once I have taken over the world, I will tell them all about my grandiose plan. And once they know of my big, successful plan for taking over the world, I will tell them that they are ruled by Mojo Jojo!"
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TheDiva
Thank God someone's finally speaking out for pimp rights.
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PrezGAR
Daylight's finally come and he gets to go home.
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daupstart
"Oooo! He just punked you, son! He made you look stooopid! You should kick his ass, son! You should kick his ass!"
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daupstart
o/` I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark! /
We're living in a powder keg and GIVINOFF sparks ! /
I really need you tonight ! / Forever's gonna start tonight.....
Forever's gonna start to - niiiiiiiiight o/`
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PrezGAR
o/` Mr Morden is the subject of the sentence,
And what the predicate says, he does. o/`
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tinaw
"Jeff said my underarms smell like meat."
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YingYang
"King, I will break you! Where you eatin' tonight?"
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YingYang
Oh, fuck yeah...Gonzo, you're so tight....
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ArchHallJr
Would it have been too much for them to blow Carbone's nose before freezing the guy?
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cajunmagic
"You don't know the history of penguin psychiatry, Matt. I do. OK?"
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Zee
I don't want to picture Mike Tyson nibbling on Chi McBride's nipples. Damn, I just did. Damn!
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RodRocket
"Can a nigga get a cheesesteak?"
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TheDiva
Even imprisoned, he continues to torture millions. 
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RodRocket
o/`"These boots are made for walkin',
an' whap shup but snail poo,
whabbadeeze Daisy's boobs
are tonna hop at hoopa glue!" o/`
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tinaw
"I can see it all now. . . 'The Love Child of Mark McKinney and Tim Robbins -- Headliner'. . . in lights!"
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gleeb
"News Flash"? You see, this is why other countries make fun of the US…
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RodRocket
"Don't go, John! I'll treat you like the Sultan of Oom-Papa-Mow-Mow!"
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RodRocket
"I did so invent the stove, and bifocals, and the bloody postal service! Raise your fists, John, e'er I pummel you!"
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TheDiva
The Polyjuice Potion is wearing off!
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