daupstart
"Lemmee tell ya'll muhfukas the story bout how I got the name 'Gtoe'!... "


Cyberbeast
"This one's called 'I Can't Get Over You Till You Get Out From Under Him'."

AlexGariepy
*droning* "I am for Simon."
"Ah cripes, not again..."

tinaw
"I haunt youw dweams tonight."


AlexGariepy
Okay, now we're just getting into freakshow material...


Indomitus
You know what "fool's gold" is, right? Well, this is a hair color I like to call Fool's Platinum.


tinaw
.oO Butterflies. . . puppies. . . rainbows. . . Stargate. . .Oo.
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.oO Wait -- Stargate?! How'd that get in there? Oo.


Shockeye
"My friends call me Dragonfax the Dungeonmaster."



Indomitus
What is that sitting on her cleavage? A turtle?



Indomitus
Bernadette Peters' mouth always does that when she's near a producer. It's instinct.


TheDiva
"I cannot accept this award until the situation of the American mutant is changed..."


Dita DuPave
Hey, War and Peace!


meqal
If this is not definitive proof that this show is from Hell, then I don't know what is.


Zee
"I like to call up Dana Carvey and burn money right in front of the poor bastard!"


Zee
"Thank you. Now I will go home and masturbate to this footage of me on national t.v. every day until next year's Oscars telecast. Good night!"


RodRocket
"Have I mentioned that I was the most beloved star in the world? Well, I was!"


meqal
...organize monkey shit fights for the zoo.


Coakley
Yes, the movie that tried to sell us on the idea that Andy Garcia could be Ian Holm's son.


LauraPowers85
A grown up Carol Anne kisses and makes up with her long time adversary, creepy religious poltergeist.



AlanPartridge
And his next Movie "Hell: The Inside Story"


gleeb
You gotta admire a man who builds up that much gravitas and then agrees to be in a zombie movie set in an old folks' home.



AgentMoldy
Sara is modelling the Miss Clairol "Chocolate/Peanut Butter #205" look.



RodRocket
Welcome to rate_my_moose_knuckle.com -- VOTE NOW



AgentMoldy
Maybe "girls lie too" *is* the lie! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



AgentMoldy
Hell, I hate you now.



AlexGariepy
"Thanks for the tip, graphic! I got my umbrella!"



TheDiva
"I'd like to thank all my chatroom buddies, especially bdwayguy74 and HotMusicalMama..."



Dita DuPave
This is Dominick Dunne on Prozac, any questions?


YibbleGuy
"My last play was about a guy who fucks a goat. Is there no END to the bullshit you'll watch if it has my name on it?"


SweetHeart666
"Just been to the H.O.T.S gallery in the Porch Swings forum, and I tried not to grope them but...DEM BEWBIES JUS' TOO DAMN FINE!!!!"














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