YibbleGuy
The 'Fat Spy' font was a nice touch ....

tinaw
"I get voted off before JASMINE????"

Coakley
"No amount of royalities from cellular phone companies is worth it."

YibbleGuy
"You have gazed too long at the giant blue-tinted photograph of Robert Mandan, former star of ABC's 'Soap'. Be off with you."

daupstart
oO(Damn Philly fans throwing batteries and shit...)Oo

AgentMoldy
"I leave not one, but two empty glasses sitting here, just waiting for you to refill them with REFRESHING COCA-COLA. But you do not even fill one of them. Not even half of one. And you wish me to send you to Hollywood? I think not, my dawg."

Cyberbeast
"It pleases me to please you, master."
"Knock it off Randy, that's really creepy."

AlexGariepy
You can't have nothing and have hope at the same time! Because hope is something to have, and having nothing means not having something, and if you have something, then that means you can't have nothing, because you obviously have something! ... I hate it when people can't get their own sob story straight.

Nyssa23
Simon: "The most attractive thing about your performance is the giant pussy on your dress. NEXT!"

daupstart
o/` szzzzzzhhhhhhh!!! SSSZZZZHHH!!!! o/`! '
"Watch out!! Her CHI energy is building and she's destroying the arena!!"

elKapitan
"Well, I don't wanna brag, but yeah, I conquered the Aztecs."

JohnSteed
o/Yo! I'm Ray, I'm doin' OK. Matchin' up rhymes like PB & J....\o

daupstart
"Bravo. Now press the 'X' button to have me drop my panties and play with my pistol..."

alexgariepy
Would you stop staring?
"Sorry... the animators forgot to give me blinking effects."

JohnSteed
I didn't know Christopher Reeve toured with Ja Rule.

LauraPowers85
Now let's look into the "What if?" Machine:
What if Lance actually made it to space?
"We're hear today to mourn the tragic death of my bandmate Lance, who was accidentally expelled into space..."

JohnSteed
"We've got DanZero pinned down in his apartment. Be careful. His years of 'House of the Dead' experience as made him dangerous..."

Indomitus
"I am Senorrrrrrrrrrrr... BagOfCrap!"

elKapitan
"I don't wanna see no captions 'bout me not being able to make free throws in a lousy video game either."

TheLurker
"Vegetable rights and peace, ya'll!"

Indomitus
o/` "Mah dog jest died, mah wife, she jest left me, mah daddy he hates me, and the sun jest gone novaaaaaaaaa..." o/`

gleeb
Sometimes misdirection is more obvious than other times.

TheDiva
Christ, Penn and Teller would show up at the opening of an envelope if you paid them.

AlexGariepy
to you too.

gleeb
My God! I gotta get home and close my windows!

CaptionFreak
"This is for you, Hugh! I can JACK the JACKMAN!"

tinaw
Does that bug you Diva? I'm not touching Hugh, I'm not touching Hugh . . .

TheDiva
I don't remember a dildo scene in "Wicked"...

daupstart
My god! He's duplicating himself with Amish magic!

TheDiva
Oh sure, Janet Jackson simulating sex with Justin Timberlake and showing her num-num to the world is okay, but a puppet can't drop a F-bomb?