klutzka
Leah 'The Impaler' Vladowski


meqal
I would rather see these two fucking than to hear you sing ever again.


TheDiva
You mean there's been three others like him? That's a spooky thought.


Agent_Moldy
o/"Little bunny foo-foo, hoppin' through the forest..."o/


tinaw
"I'm not moving till you say 'yes'."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!"


meqal
Keep drinking. Eventually you will wake up with her.


elKapitan
Scooter Girl stands with, well, he's just known as Girl.


tinaw
Forest Pixie Clay wonders: .oO Who's going to guard the king's hidden treasure while I'm gone? Oo.


daupstart
"Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
"There are some who call me... Simon."


daupstart
" INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!... CATCH THAT HUMANOID! STOP THAT INTRUDER! "
"I'm sorry, T-218, but cybernetic organisms are not allowed in the competition. Next!"


LauraPowers85
"Whhhhhhhoooooooooo loves orange soda?"
"KEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL loves orange soda!"


klutzka
"Well I don't like your tone of voice, Simon! You'd never hear anyone from Niceville talk to someone like that!"
"Get bent."


Dita DuPave
Oh, why doesn't he have the word "VIRGIN" tattooed in hot neon pink on his forehead already?


Agent_Moldy
"A dozen cheeseburgers you have lain before me. You have learned well, grasshoppah."


Cyberbeast
"I have my own unique style, I call it Vest Rock."


elKapitan
"My toof hurts. Simon laughed at my attempt to sing with a throbbing toof. He told me my singing was hurting him a kazillion times more than my toof was hurting me. He's real mean."


elKapitan
"Sing one more note, and I'll break out my death elbow on you dawg."


LongLiveRock
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, The Magic of.........RANDY JACKSON


TheLurker
"You're fooking right I'm Fookling Lee!"


tinaw
PROOF THAT BIGGIE LIVES!!!!


daupstart
Gringo blackfoot indian tribal shaman Stephen Rainwater summons the spirit of Marvin Gaye and advances to the next round...


klutzka
"What'dya say your name was kid?"
"Peter Brady, sir. You know, from the world famous Brady Kids!? Now if you don't mind, I'd like to finish my song."
"By all means. Bring it dawg."
"Okay. Here it goes.
"Sha na na nuh na na na na nah, Sha na na na nah..."


JurassicPork
Florence Henderson's daughter Mary is the first to perform on CEREBRAL PALSEY AMERICAN IDOL. (I'll say Hi to Satan for you all.)


Shockeye
Simon summons the ghost of Reuben to cast Stun on the Wood Elf.


JurassicPork
"Hey, I'm you fifty years in the future. Look, stay away from The Garden of Gethsemane. Just trust me on this..."


Diana Luna
If Billy Crystal's hosting there is no chance of that happening!


JurassicPork
...and 2003 will forever be known as The Year of the Pretentiously Dowdy Blonde Bitch.


klutzka
"Sniffle...But I wanted to see Nomah."


LauraPowers85
"Hey look, everyone! It's Jennifer Lopez!"
"I just wanna give a shout out to my old flame, Ben Affleck. You still have a place in my heart, and you almost make me forget about tacos. Yummy yummy yummy they're so good, I like to eat them."


RodRocket
"....And while I'm here, let me remind you about World War II, and the Moon. Can't forget about the Moon, y'know."













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