alexgariepy I've never seen a Syracuse Orangemen Front Guard look so intimidating before.	Cyberbeast "Yes, this is the hand I used, now get away from me before I touch you with it."	TheDiva "Shouldn't you like, you know, burst into ash?" "That's the TV series. Here, when you stake a vampire he just starts overacting."
Zee George A. Romero's Melrose Place	Coakley Sorry, she does not look cool in those slacks. They'd probably look better thrown over Gray Zombie's headboard or something.	Shockeye "Why are you kids always so interested in my forbidden cage of mystery?"
TheDiva "I like fruit! Fruit is good..."	Dita DuPave "Hi, I'm Dan Creepy."	Coakley I thought Angel was supposed to take her cherry. Don't hit!
alexgariepy Damn it, I'm... trying to... make... punishment... puppy eyes... burning into... my soul...	Cyberbeast "See, this is where I prefer my guts, right here in my torso. Not strewn about my office by a bunch of hyena possessed teenagers. Just, you know, for future reference."	alexgariepy If VAMPIRES = TRUE Then Execute("Wet Pants"),1 End
daupstart "I can do the burpabet. Watch: [AbCdEfG.... hIjKl.... MnOpQrSt.... UvWxYzeeeeeeee urrrp]" "Wow, huh huh... I'm in love."	Coakley "I think this has potential... For five years. Anything after that might be pushing it." "Oh, totally."	PrezGAR We love you, Miss Hannigan. "Filthy orphans."
Dita DuPave Uh-oh, Alyson needs rebooting.	YibbleGuy "Whatcha typin', Willow? Let's see ... 'The use of symbolism in James Joyce's Ulysses results in a complex evocation of now Buffy's soft warm breasts are nestled in my hair'--HEY!"	The_Gray_Zombie No, seriously, it sang "Hello my honey." watch.
JohnSteed "Californicut!" "I'm sorry, person who stabbed Monica Seles, that is not correct!" "B****! I'll 'cut' YOU!!!!"	Cyberbeast oO Damn, I wish Demi was here. She'd know the answer to this, she was alive back then. Oo	alexgariepy Purple/pink streams? Pfft, you zap like a girly!
Agent_Moldy "To think that you should be so kind as to shag my mother. Good sir, I am honored."	Agent_Moldy Famed capper Generik admitted to reporters today that he, in fact, did not shave his head for charity. "It was the Moutai," he claimed. "The Moutai..." Close friend and confidant amycamus verified Mr. Generik's admission, adding, "Now that his hair's grown back in, he felt it was time to come clean, and I fully support his decision."	TheLurker "I'm a giant labia!"
RodRocket "UHH-UHH-UHH-UHH! Yeah, take it ALL, bitch!" Charles Schulz's 'American Pumpkin Pie'.	gleeb I thought it was a great halloween costume. Then I realized I had a bag full of small rodents.	RodRocket "I hate you THIS much!"
TheDiva I notice he finds Sally's crush a lot more appealing when she's buying in to the whole gourd-worshiping notion....	TheDiva Anti-Great Pumpkin picketers have been forced to stay fifty feet away from the pumpkin patch, in what have been deemed "Free Speech Zones"...	RodRocket "Get the hell away from my little sister, you pumpkin worshiping freak! Go on, get out of my house, before I have Snoopy bite your nuts off!"