TheLurker
See, this is what cruel fans have led Matthew Waterhouse to! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!


Agent_Moldy
Hey, pal, get that badge up higher. I shouldn't have to look at this.


alexgariepy
Bloody Hell, you cappers are just as irritating as those no-talent hacks I rate. Only difference being I don't have to hear your bloody voices.


Agent_Moldy
He gets my vote!
*shlurrrrrp*


elKapitan
"HELLO AMERICAN IDOL VIEWERS, THIS IS GOD. REMEMBER THOSE WHOLE TEN COMMANDMENT THINGS? SPECIFICALLY, THE ONE ABOUT NOT WORSHIPPING FALSE IDOLS? I ONLY REMIND OF THIS BECAUSE WHEN IT IS TIME TO VOTE, I THE ALMIGHTY AM THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!!!! OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO DRINK COCA-COLA."


meqal
On the next Militant Lesbian Idol........


elKapitan
"Check out my moves dawg. With my new slimmer look, I can actually have moves again!"


Agent_Moldy
*sigh* .oO{When will I get a gay stage kiss? Will my chance never come?}


The Seer
"Hey Britney, how come when we were dating you wouldn't do THAT to any of the chicks I brought home?"


Zee
Hi, I'm Holly Marie Combs for 10-10-DUCKFUCKING...


tinaw
Hunk-A-Man wants YOU!


Agent_Moldy
"And I wanna thank the makers of all my guns, and all the people whose @sses I'm gonna kick after the show. Haley, Daddy loves you, baby!"


Dita DuPave
"I'll never teeeellll..."


gleeb
Presented by the three-handed hip-hop legend DJ Daformd.


LongLiveRock
Ya stupid kids don't give a shit about me!


tinaw
Bitch! Don't touch my man!! You don't know me! I will CUT YOU! *I'm* all the sistah he needs!!


TheDiva
"...and it's been a great honor to be nominated among so many other great love interests. Hugh, Anthony, Alan, Sean, all giants in this field..."
Wayne will sing his acceptance speech in the style of Stevie Wonder, to the tune of "Isn't She Lovely?"
o/ I'd like to thank you,
This is so great, innnndeed,
I love you Tiiiiinaaaa,
You're all the siiiiis-tah I neeeed... o/


Agent_Moldy
Best Dunce Video


NurseNoir
He's got the infant Kunta Kinte: he's gonna go outside and raise him up toward the sky now.


RodRocket
"I dare any of you CNN pussies to go where I go to report on the war! Danger is my bread, and death is my butter.... No... Death is my bread and danger.... Ummm, let's just say that death and danger are my various breads and various... butters."


gleeb
OW! Stop throwing that ball at my head, you little gold freak!


Shockeye
Some people have to chew their legs off to get away from Larry.


alexgariepy
"Mr. Gariepy, I do not find anything about being Canadian funny, nor your obsession to respond to every caption with an 'eh' amusing. I find your attempts to use nicknames after foods like 'The Potato Salad' or 'The Flarn Man' to be lacking and coming from a desperate man looking for glory and attention, or just obessesive with food products. Perhaps when you get off your holy ass from remembering Babylon 5 captions and get a job I'll have some respect for you."


RodRocket
"That's right! My name is Bernie MacFox now, and I will THANK you to get it correct! Sucker."


AlanPartridge
Turning more and more into a Nazi war criminal each minute.


meqal
I had to marry someone to get mine.


NurseNoir
So suave you'd never know he's Canadian!


Coakley
He's had sex with Courteney Cox.
BAH!


alexgariepy
So the old guy took one good look at her while at gym practice and said 'Yep! There's the one that will slay vampires and such!'... Uh huh.


The_Gray_Zombie
You're my new Watcher?
"Yep. Munchkin Land Division"













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