YibbleGuy
"C'mon, guvna--make up yer bloomin' mind. It's 50 bob for the Saucy Schoolgirl--40 for the Pat Benatar. An even 100 for a three-way."


LongLiveRock
It's the 1997 Monkees reunion special!


DarkDynaGirl
"The Bugaloos... the Bugaloos... they're in the air and every whereeeeee."


LauraPowers85
"He looka like a man! You know?"


LauraPowers85
"Tell me where Carol Anne is and I won't sic my old-man stench on you."


Mr Padgett
Everyone trembled when The Fabulous Kid ride into town


Mr Padgett
I know what you want..YOU COVET MY ICE CREAM BAR!!!...I've had this Ice Cream Bar since I was a child!!


LauraPowers85
"I'm gunna make you squeaaalll like a piggy. SQQQQQQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL LIKE A PIGGGGGGYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"


gleeb
Rollie Fingers roamed the West, looking for fast money and mustache wax...


Mr Padgett
Madam, please! I know I never use the thing, but you don't have to sew my crotch shut!


gleeb
Once, just for snoring, he politely asked a man to move to another compartment.


144b
All of a sudden, Jefferson Davis throws the door of the oval office open. All right Lincoln? Let's go outside where I can kick yer ass!


IndiKate
"Does this scarf make me look gay?"
"No, your dick in my ass does."


Storm66
Behind him, in the window.. It's Batman!!!!


gleeb
The Adventures of Voltaire and Mme. de Stael across the Fourth Dimension!


MrTim
He's regenerating into a D&D troll!


gleeb
"Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! ..."
"For Pete's sake, somebody jog the Doctor! He's in an endless loop!"


MrTim
"You can't leave at the end of this story, my dear, I need your, your . . . "
"Pussy, Doctor?"


BitShifter
"Put the gun down. No one can survive being hit by a Jagaroth rubber band."


TheLurker
"Mwa ha ha! Go, my primary colors! Go!"


gleeb
How can I be Doctor Who without my Doctorin' hat?


enigk
o/' We're coming to America! We're coming to America! We're coming to Americaaaaaa - TODAY!!!"


enigk
...OBJECT ENCOUNTERED: SEARCH MODE PAUSED...analyzing..........complete...results: "NOT POO" - 0.4% margin of potential error...Action: DO NOT EAT...SEARCH MODE RESUMED.......


Zee
Dr. Who's last line of defense: Screwing the Hell out of War Machine...


DarkDynaGirl
Groovy... I love Space Invaders.


Derek Kompare
"Ow! Studio snow hurts!"


Zee
The Pop-Eyed Martian Squeeze Toy That Conquered The World


DarkDynaGirl
Somewhere there is a German man nearly orgasmic for this cap.


enigk
"Ya mind explainin' why we found *this* in your suitcase, sir?"
"I most certainly will not - and if you've worn off Peter North's autograph, you'll be hearing from my attorney!"


enigk
"You there! What day is it today?"
"December 26th, muh lord."
"Shit, I missed it!"