tinaw "What is the difference?" "Correct for $500!"	TheDiva "Who is Colin Mochrie?" "Correct!" "Bald Canadians for 600, please."	Zee What is "Fa shizzle dizzle, its the big Neptizzle"?
elKapitan "Who are Catholic priests and Roman Polanski?"	gleeb What is a glass of whiskey?	Agent_Moldy "...just like that. It was magical. But did Tina call me the next day? NO! *sniff*" "No, I'm sorry, the correct question was, 'What is egg salad'."
TheDiva "If you keep phrasing your responses in the form of a Hoedown, then so help me..."	TheDiva "Wayne, I know you're uncomfortable with the concept, but around here the points DO matter."	TheLurker "Please, people, can we have one Final Jeopardy without sodomy?"
chebwa Hitting the "Add Reply" button before I'm rea	Agent_Moldy *"Behind the Burqa" is a registered trademark of VH1istan*	Lanzman Man, I always heard ElectraWoman had a big pussy, but holy moley . .
Lanzman Then, despite all the warnings, Irving taunted Happy Fun Ball.	YibbleGuy The evil crime boss was soon to regret his choice of words when sending his stupid henchman to kidnap ElectraWoman: "Don't come back without that big orange pair of jugs ...."	Zee It's an invitation to march in a Gay Pride parade... Why do I keep getting these?
TheDiva Didn't J-Lo wear that outfit to the Grammys a couple years back?	Zee "People are strange, when you're a Strangis..."	DarkDynaGirl "Behold SideMan the power of my evil eye!" "Dude, you are so an art school graduate aren't you."
Countess Coco "Wanna join a superteam?"	PrezGAR "Now, remember Sue, never on the first date. Wait for the second one." "OK, Mom." "If your father had waited, you might be a few days younger."	PrezGAR o/` Cause I got Faith of the Heart... o/`
GoatDellamorte "ARE YOU READ FO' SOME MICROWAVIN'?!"	TheDiva What's Niles Crane doing here?	JohnSteed "FOOL! DOOM IS BROODING! DOOM'S BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH DOOM!"
Coakley o/~ DOOM has a powerful weapon DOOM charges a million a shot, An assassin that's second to none, The DOOM with the golden gun. o/~	Coakley "Peace out, homies!"	MrTim Yeah, Sarah Jane had a real nasty Oog she kept chained up in her yard.
gleeb What's it say here in the paper? "Robert Hardy acclaimed in role of Churchill; Davison stuck in cheap-o kids' scifi."	TheLurker "O-7" "B-29. BINGO!" *slams table* "DAMMIT!"	MrTim "Have any of you lads seen this girl?"