tinaw Glitter . . . dude. . .shouldnt 'a' played with the dolls while uploading. I'm just saying. (Just kidding! C'mere give mama hug! )	gleeb Forgot it was school picture day, huh?	JurassicPork .oO Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Denzel... later it'll be you, me, and other embittered Oscar winners who made bad career decisions afterward..."
Zee Does anyone know where my bean bag chairs went?	elKapitan "No racist war in Iraq! No blood for oil! No checks or money orders for oil! No food for oil! But most importantly of all; no oil for oil!"	TheDiva Sure, you celebrities THINK it's your night, but come acceptance speech time, I OWN you!!! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Zee Um, Salma, this is the "honoring the dead" part of the show...	Zee What's green and smells like... I can't do it! I can't besmirch the memory of Jim Henson! Look... just move along. Stop reading this... STOP! GO AWAY!! *breaks into incomprehensible sobs*	TheDiva "Special thanks to God, who's probably the only person who knows who I am right now..."
JohnSteed Well, I guess it's time for my Adrian Brody Sim to propose...	elKapitan oO AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Penish Mightier..............classhic........ Oo	Coakley "And now lattuce pray."
Cyberbeast I don't think children should be seeing this. In fact, I don't think *I* should be seeing this.	YibbleGuy THE MEMBER OF ABC'S PRODUCTION STAFF WHO WROTE THE CAPTIONS FOR THE DAYTIME EMMYS THIS YEAR TENDS TO WRITE SENTENCES THAT GO ON AND ON FOREVER, POINTLESSLY, ABOUT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR, AND HE OR SHE ALSO SEEMS TO BE UNAWARE OF THE COMMON ENGLISH WORD "PLAYED," BECAUSE WHO ELSE OTHER THAN THIS PERSON WOULD WRITE "PERFORMED BASS" INSTEAD OF "PLAYED BASS," PARTICULARLY WHEN DESCRIBING A PERFORMER IN A ROCK-AND-ROLL BAND, PLUS, WHO WOULD REALLY CARE THAT THIS YUTZ WAS IN "PLAYER," SINCE THEY WEREN'T VERY INTERESTING, EVEN BY THE STANDARDS OF A ONE-HIT-WONDER BAND OF THE 70'S, THEY SORT OF SOUNDED LIKE A FUNKIER ENGLAND DAN AND JOHN FORD COLEY, EXCEPT, COME TO THINK OF IT, I GUESS *ANYBODY* WOULD BE FUNKIER THAN ENGLAND DAN AND JOHN FORD COLEY, WOULDN'T THEY? EXCEPT PROBABLY FOR THIS GUY, WHO'S THE KIND OF YOYO WHO SPELLS "RON" "R-O-N-N"--I WOULD SAY "HOW GAY IS THAT?," BUT THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY, WHICH OF COURSE THERE'S NOT, PLUS, MOST OF MY GAY FRIENDS ARE REALLY GOOD SPELLERS, SO FORGET THAT I EVEN BROUGHT IT UP.	The_Gray_Zombie Ok, to squash rumors, when we turn 18, we're not going to appear nude in Playboy.......at the same time. Mary Kate wants to be first. "I'm Ashley." See, even I can't tell us apart.
BlakHat1 I guess he doesn't strike fear into the hearts of sharks.	gleeb 72º and partly sunny? How the Hell do they expect me to brood in that kind of weather?	TheLurker I am Senior Ding-Dong!"
tinaw "Batman?!" "Scuba-boy?!" "HEEYYYYYY!!! Long time no see, buddy!"	ElectraAlan The ? has just received the news that he needs an operation to have half his : removed leaving him only a ;	gleeb Once again, the Dark Knight tries to outthink a brick wall.
gleeb "Yeah, Santa, I got a candy cane for ya...Right through your friggin heart! Now which pole is the coolest? Southside!"	ElectraAlan "Did you look at the menu, sir?" "Yes I did. I see nothing here to object to. Bring it on."	Cyberbeast "I think you've had enough Mr. West." "I used to be Batman, god damn it!"
PrezGAR Barkeep. A saucer of cream, and dangle some string in front of me.	gleeb Startled, she tries too fool her would-be attacker into thinking she's one of Raphael's Madonnas.	RodRocket Tennessee Ernie Ford IS the Joker!
JurassicPork Even though he appeared in only one show, who could forget FDR and his vicious gang of New Dealers?	Cyberbeast "Talk about active recruitment, the Justice League must want me real bad."	TheDiva aka "The moment when you realize how truly, truly stupid a lot of respected and admired people are."