Cyberbeast
"I'll take cracked-out Whitney Houston for the block."


LauraPowers85
The funniest thing about this picture isn't the falling girl. It's Simon. Look at him: he's all shocked with his hand over his mouth. *Gasp* Simon is one prim lady.


tinaw
If Simon had his way, he'd have a million of those stickers sitting on the table in front of him . . .


elKapitan
o/ "I'm a Ford Truck man. That's all I dri-ive. I ain't got no boundariiiess, I don't compromi-ise..." o/


TheLurker
Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!


LauraPowers85
.oO (I wonder what would happen if I twisted off his nuts?)


ElectraAlan
"Silent night. I said a-silent night."


Cyberbeast
Throughout the auditions, Simon periodically checks his pulse to make sure he hasn't died and gone to Hell.


Zee
"Excuse me, I'm just a little sore after having been beaten with the lead pipe of ugliness."


Cyberbeast
Simon is much more agreeable since his lobotomy.
"You go Hollywood, I like pudding."


Agent_Moldy
Jamie Foxx IS -- "Chickenhead Jones" -- this fall, on the WB.


enigk
"That Simon-a Cowell, he a-totally loved-a mah spaghetti!"


Agent_Moldy
Like a horse to a carrot, Ryan is transfixed by her finger.


tinaw
.oO Did he say 'Milano cookies'???? Oo.


LauraPowers85
After leaving her show, Sally gains 100 pounds and discovers an affinity for the piano.


tinaw
. . . explains it all.


Agent_Moldy
o/ I am beautiful...'cuz that's what that nice man with the lollipop said... o/


Cyberbeast
"If I'm crowned Miss Ho Bag 2003, I plan to work on world peace, and rescue orphan puppies."


Cyberbeast
"...and I'd like to thank Sharon Tate, without whom which none of this would have been possible."


Storm66
You know what the real horror is? Somewhere, someplace, some time, someone said "Hey cool outfit!"


DarkDynaGirl
Beware the fury of the "Pink Pimp!!!"


JohnSteed
Ladies and gentlemen, Final Fantasy Overdrive!


144b
That's not his full name. His full name is Nana Nana Boo-Boo.


gleeb
Two down...


Cyberbeast
When No Doubt's drummer claimed backstage that he had bigger boobs than Gwen, she didn't expect him to prove it.


YibbleGuy
o/'"'Cause I AM whatever you SAY I am And my shirt says I give away FREE YAMS ..."


tinaw
They made me jump the shark!


ABServo
Michelle Branch is after me! Please hide me!!


ElectraAlan
I'd like to point out that I'm a black woman. God forbid I should ever make an acceptance speech where I don't point that out.


Cyberbeast
Jim Henson's Camel T... I mean, Incredible Hulk Babies.













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