HPHovercraft
This grab brought to you by the Church of Scientology, where we may take your soul and will to live, but we DON'T take American Express.


YingYang
If I'd made "Charlie's Angels"


The_Gray_Zombie
Then, just to spread his evil, GlitterRock turned the hot water off......


Beedo
Alan Oppenheimer for Binaca.


Sunumabeech
"Look, I'm not saying I *don't* like rice every now and again, but...come ON!"


robofreak
"Awww, Beav...quit bein' a goof all the time will ya? Dad's on trial for rape and stuff."


JohnSteed
Dammit, it's "tastefully done."


YingYang
John McCain, come on down!


Xigeous
"Damn! No wonder I couldn't find the remote."


glenda124
Hey! It's a Smurf house!


alexgariepy
(continuing will) And to everyone else, I leave you with this videotape of my beautiful face staring at the camera for 5 hours. Enjoy!"


BeeperMan
My bong sprung a lea.....hey, this isn't bad.......


rick12string
"MY POMADE!! YOU EEE-DI-OTT! MY POMADE!!"


shorty3k
"I don't know, sir! It seems that we're being attacked by Fruity Pebbles!"


Cagey_Bee
You suggest I wear panties on my head one more time and I will put YOUR soul in a Thermos Bottle!


jfopie
I can get it in this far, but any further and I have to use lubrication...


Klatuu
Live for the One. Die for the One. Two for the One sale.


Agent_Moldy
"...and that's an order! Oh, and one more thing -- Baby did a bad, bad thing. Take care of it."


Klatuu
Legend of the Ranch-ers. "Live for the salad, Die for the salad."


Soozcat
Christopher Pike never got used to the bumper cars. He had no button for "Whee."


UnReality
"Centauri Prime! Are you ready to rock?!"


YingYang
"Ya'll just simma dow nah!"


YingYang
"I hope Sexiness isn't contagious. You all might be at risk. Oh, yeah!"


ButtercupWafflebrain
"What do you mean all you have is waffles? What kind of place *is* this?!"
"Wafflehouse, ma'am."


IMiss
Hoosier Daddy


IMiss
She was appalled to find out that, not only was her inner child following her, but that she was a dot-commer, to boot!


Laurie2K
"Are you free tomorrow night?"
"No, but I'm on special the day after." (giggle)


Laurie2K
I am Pamela Lee. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.


CaptionFreak
o/ I've got a boyfriend, my boy his name is Victorino, I don't want him, can't stand him, so I... Hahahaha! o/


zombiewoof68
Jason Voorhees attains enlightenment, becoming the world's first zen serial killer.













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